by ronald mackay » Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:11 pm
Miss Goodfellow was a disciplinarian. She was fond of strapping disobedient boys and ordering inattentive girls to stand facing the class until , duly chastened and abashed, they were allowed to return to their seats.
Nevertheless, she was recognized by pupils as a ‘good’ teacher who made her classes interesting by bringing into every subject the everyday experiences that she could rely on us sharing.
In one memorable class she was explaining how and why climates varied in Europe and around the world. A maritime climate like that of the British Isles was moderated by surrounding seas and the warm Gulf Stream. She used her pointer to tap the appropriate spots on the great map of the world she had unrolled over the blackboard. A continental climate, on the other hand was found far from the mediating influences of the sea, in the centres of great land masses. These land masses would heat up fiercely in summer time and cool down severely in winter. She went on, to our fascination, that a desert climate suffered daily extremes. Temperatures could reach well over a searing 120 F during the day but without soil and plants to retain even some of that heat, nights could plunge to freezing and below.
During this class -- it must have been in January in 1949 or 1950 – Miss Chalmers told us she had recently received a letter from her brother in Canada. He worked for The Hudson’s Bay Company in the Northwest Territories that bordered on the Mackenzie River. He lived, she said, in a log cabin and heated it with a wood-burning stove that had to be fed logs constantly to keep the cold at bay.
“He told me, Class,” she called us “Class”, “that sometimes when he wakes up in the morning there is ice in his beard.” She let this intimate piece of information from her brother’s personal life sink in. We sat there imagining stretches of pure white snow, howling wolves, dark pine forests and her hardy brother trapping or trading with Indians or whatever it was he did for the Hudson’s Bay Company. We could see him in a thick checked shirt tossing split logs into his stove as he wrote letters to his sister in Dundee. But despite the logs and the stove, he would wake up in the morning with ice crystals caking his beard!
“Why do you think that is, Class? Why would my brother have ice crystals in his beard in the mornings?” We wracked our brains for the answer. It clearly had something to do with the extremes of heat and cold and sources of moisture. Individually we concentrated on providing a considered explanation.
Then one hand shot up. “Yes, Millman?” (I have used a fictitious name.) Neil Millman was known neither for volunteering answers nor for his swiftness so the attention of the entire class was focussed on Millman. How had he, of all people, come up with the answer to this complex matter so quickly?
“Miss ...” Miss Chalmers encouraged Neil with a nod. “Miss, your brother probably slavers when he’s sleeping. And if he doesn’t wake up to feed the stove, his slavers freeze in his beard, Miss.” Millman looked pleased with this logical deduction. The class appeared to find this a believable explanation. A slavering trapper! Clearly the moisture came from her brother’s mouth. The more thoughtful students were silently beginning to formulate explanations of condensation from his breath but slavers also seemed to provide an adequate reason for the ice. So we all waited to see if Miss Chalmers would confirm that this indeed was the answer she had been looking for.
There was a painful silence that forbad ill. Miss Chalmer’s eyes drilled into Millman for what seemed like ages. Then she took in a deep breath, leaned back, opened her eyes wide and roared, “How dare you! Millman! How dare you!”
We were all taken aback by her sudden outburst, trying to grasp at what had turned her from a relatively mild and caring teacher into this Vesuvius.
“Come out here!”Millman, confused but resigned to being wrong because he usually was, slowly stepped out to the front of the class. Miss Chalmers turned, opened her cupboard door and retrieved her leather strap. She whirled round on the confused Millman, indicating that he should raise his right hand. He raised his hand away from his body, the palm flat, as much out of habit as out of any appreciation of how his answer fell short of the mark.
She jerked the strap sharply over her shoulder and cracked the split end of it into Millman’s small and tender palm.
“My brother .....” CRACK!“ ..... when he sleeps .....” CRACK!“ ..... does not .....” CRACK!“ ..... slaver .....” CRACK!
“ ..... into .....” CRACK!“ ..... his beard .....” CRACK!“Do you understand Millman?” Millman nodded. Millman - indeed all of us -- knew that when an angry teacher asked you if, after a belting, you now ‘understood’ that the wise thing to do was nod emphatically. Admitting lingering doubts was not an option. Neither was asking the teacher for an extended explanation of the offense.
“Now! Go and sit down!”Millman squeezed his stinging right palm under his left arm and screwed up his face. He returned slowly to his desk bowed with pain and the effort of bridling back tears. The rest of us sat wide-eyed, straining to grasp the depth and precise nature of the lesson and of the offense occasioned by Millman’s answer.
Years later, I was told, but never confirmed, that Neil Millman was sentenced, by the Magistrate at the Sherriff Court in Dundee, to a year less a day in jail. He was found guilty of stealing daily, over a period of months, a crate of Babycham from the truck he drove for his employer and falsifying the weigh bill.
As Ronald George Smith, I attended the Morgan Academy from 1947 to 1960. My sister Vivian (two years my senior) and brother Euan (two years my junior) also attended the Morgan.