morganacademyfp

Wraxed, means Strained or twisted
Hamish

Nil point Hamish , already answered by Ken a few days ago

Barkit as in "Yer barkit ye wee sumph! An' you in yer Sunday claes!"

Y're fulthy durty, ye wee b--g-r. An you in yer newsoot fae McGill's.

I think these two might have appeared on the original forum:-
Doup and doupie

Doup - backside as in "If ye dinnae come in richt awa ye'll get yer doup skelpit!'; doupie - a cigarette end AS IN "He's the kin a wee bachle that picks up doupies aff the street an maks them intae handrollers!"

Doupie was the first post I made on this thread boys!!! But keep it going

Dave fae Labrador and Newfoundland's post reminded me of my sister's favourite joke when she was about 8 (Thelma, it's not fit for the jokes thread!!)

Whit did the fish say when it was stan'in' at the fut o' the hull? A'm waitin' fur McGills tae open. (She aye followed it wi', "Dae ye ge' it?? McGills Ma gills" pulling at her cheeks)

Good one Sandra. I am sure you qualify for the jokes thread. Better than any of mine!!