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by **ericdargie1** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:39 am

Male "All married men should forget their mistakes. There is no use in two people remembering the same things"

Female "Families are like fudge- mostly sweet with just a few nuts"

by **Laird** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:28 am

When the eagles are silent the parrots begin to jabber.

by **Margaret Walker** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:19 pm

The meek shall inherit the earth - they're not game to refuse it.

by **Laird** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:38 pm

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

by **Laird** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:54 pm

Talk to me Dave.

by **Margaret Walker** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:51 pm

Jesus saves! (but he couldn't on my salary)

by **Laird** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:09 am

Forgot about this................Billy Connolly.

Marriage is a wonderful invention; but then again, so is a bicycle puncture repair kit.

by **Margaret Walker** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:19 pm

A woman who calls herself a bird deserves the worms she will get.

by **Margaret Walker** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:25 am

Ten per cent of all accidents are caused by drivers affected by alcohol. Which is another way of saying that ninety per cent of accidents are caused by non-drinkers. Makes you ponder?

by **Laird** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:06 pm

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

by **ken_a** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:12 pm

Pud, you got on to me for doubling posts.
You're a fly man or so you think. you publish the same post on different topics.
Mine was in error but yours has to be deliberate. :shock:

It is true what they say, "given time you will always get your own back."

by **Laird** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:29 pm

Who me!!!!! Evidence is required to uphold such an acqusation!!!! I can feel an action of slander coming on!!!! Get your dukes up!!!!! Seconds out!!!!

by **ken_a** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:31 pm

Also on page 3 (might of known - page 3) of jokes topic.
You're due me a pint.

by **ericdargie1** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:13 pm

I was trying to daydream but my mind kept wandering!

by **ericdargie1** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:16 pm

No thoughts for to-day the mind is blank

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