by Jester » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:22 pm
Last post October 20, eh? Time to dust off this old topic, so here goes...
VOGUE. I refer to the magazine, not the original name of Dundee's Odeon at Coldside! Actually, with over 340 pages and 12mm thick, it's more book than magazine. However, with a voucher cutting the price from £4.10 to £1.00, we accepted the challenge.
Now, Vogue is a few degrees above the likes of Chat, Gossip and Blether. There are lots and lots of attractive females within, sporting all sorts of posh frocks, hats and stilettos which I would never wear. Disappointingly, on searching for Twiggy - as one does - there's not even a snapshot, but there is one Twig-a-like, so full marks for trying.
One would expect all the gear on display to be rather expensive - most of it is unpriced so presumably aimed at punters who don't need to ask. However, there are some amazingly cheap products available... the gorgeous Day-Dream watch is a snip at £145, a white cotton shirt with silver collar a mere £512, a really hideous skirt is yours for only £553, and my favourite item - a tangerine 'clutch', just the job for popping down to Tesco, stuffed with 20p Off vouchers - is available for 'sweeties' - or £870 to be precise.
However, although this publication is apparently aimed at a somewhat upper crust, they spoil it all by insulting their readers' intelligence. An insert boldly announces, "VOGUE. 2 YEARS FOR THE PRICE OF 1. THAT'S ONE YEAR FREE". Umm. yeah, I'd rather worked that out for myself, and I'm more gutter crust. Flip the paper over and the message is really driven home. "SAVE 50% - 2 YEARS FOR THE PRICE OF 1."
PASS!!